Lateral Thinking!!!

Try to think outside the box. Also try not to look at the answers below and don’t think of this as a quiz.
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Answer: man overboard
Let’s see how you do next….

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Answer: I understand
Got how this works? Let’s see what’s next…

3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/g/
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Answer: Reading between the lines

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Answer: cross road

5. cycle cycle cycle
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Answer: tricycle

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Answer: neon light (knee-on-light)

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Answer: six feet underground

8. he’s X himself
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Answer: He’s by himself

9. ecnalg
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Answer: backward glance

10. death ...... life
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Answer: life after death

11. THINK
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Answer: thinkg big

12. ababaaabbbbaaaabbbbababaabbaaabbb ...
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Answer: long time no C (see) !!! :)

Lateral Thinking

The Mystery Cat!

Bus drivers have nicknamed a white cat "Macavity" after it has started using the No. 331 several mornings a week.

The feline, which has a purple collar, gets onto the busy Walsall to Wolverhampton bus at the same stop most mornings - he then jumps off at the next stop 400 m down the road, near a fish and chip shop. The cat, nicknamed Macavity, has one blue eye and one green eye.
The cat was nicknamed Macavity after the mystery cat in T.S Elliot’s poem. He gets on the bus in front of a row of 1950s semi-detached houses and jumps off at a row of shops down the road which include a fish and chip shop.

Driver Bill Khunkhun, 49, who first saw the cat jumping from the bus in January, said: “It is really odd, the first time I saw the cat jumping off the bus with a group of passengers. I hadn’t seen it get on which was a bit confusing. The next day, I pulled up on Churchill Road to let a couple of passengers on. As soon as I opened the doors the cat ran towards the bus, jumped on and ran under one of the seats, I don’t think any of the passengers noticed. Because I had seen it jump off the day before I carried on driving and sure enough when I stopped just down the road he jumped off - I don’t know why he would catch the bus but he seems to like it. I told some of the other drivers on this route and they have seen him too.”

Since January, when the cat first caught the bus he has done it two or three times a week and always gets on and off at the same stops.

Mystery Cat

Three Bullets!

There once was a man who had nothing for his family to eat. He had an old rifle and three bullets. So, he decided that he would go out hunting and kill some wild game for dinner.

As he went down the road, he saw a rabbit. He shot at the rabbit and missed it. The rabbit ran away. Then he saw a squirrel and fired a shot at the squirrel and missed it. The squirrel disappeared into a hole in a cottonwood tree.

As he went further, he saw a large wild "Tom" turkey in the tree, but he had only one bullet remaining. A voice spoke to him and said, "Pray first, aim high and stay focused." However, at the same time, he saw a deer which was a better kill. He brought the gun down and aimed at the deer, but then he saw a rattlesnake between his legs about to bite him so he naturally brought the gun down further to shoot the rattlesnake.

Still, the voice said again to him, "I said, Pray, Aim high and Stay focused."

So, the man decided to listen to God's voice. He prayed, then aimed the gun high up in the tree and shot the wild turkey.

The bullet bounced off the turkey and killed the deer. The handle fell off the gun and hit the snake in the head and killed it. And when the gun had gone off, it knocked him into a pond. When he stood up to look around, he had fish in all his pockets, a dead deer and a turkey to eat for his family.

The snake was dead, simply because the man listened to God!!!

By: Anonymous

My Love Has Come to Me!

My heart is like a singing bird
whose nest is in a water'd shoot…
My heart is like an apple tree
whose boughs are bent with thick-set fruit…
My heart is like a rainbow shell
that paddles in a halcyon sea…
My heart is gladder than all these,
because my love has come to me!

Raise me a dais of silk and down:
Hang it with fair and purple dyes!
Carve it in doves and pomegranates
and peacocks with a hundred eyes!
Work it in gold and silver grapes,
in leaves and silver fleurs-de-lis,
because the birthday of my life
has come, my love has come to me!

by: Christina Rossetti

God Is Where You Are!

Today I am very happy… I can’t tell you how much! I can't tell you how I feel!
I just wanted to share my happiness with my friends and wanted to say that God is always with you, me, all of us…
Always be hopeful, because there is a light of hope even in the darkest night when you think every thing is going wrong…
Always know that God is thinking of you when you think He has forgotten you…
Always know that you are not alone…
He is always with you, me, all of us!
Be strong, act for the best, and hope for the best…

Say Hello to 1386!

Hi buddies,
Yes! Spring has come and brought happiness, prosperity, joy and life with it. Flowers have blossomed and made the nature colorful. People renew their lives as the nature does. They try to change their life into a better one, to throw away their past faults, and to start a new day with hope; hope for new and better achievements.
I always see the cheer and happiness in almost all the faces near Nowrooz in Iran. Some days before the New Year begins, all people clean their houses, buy new things for the New Year, and prepare a special table called “Haft Sin” which is a traditional custom from ancient time. This table contains seven different things which start with S; all of them are a symbol of something in life like happiness, blessing, sweetness, etc.

The “Haft Sin” Table:
“Sabze”–grass-plot,
“Sir”–garlic,
“Somagh”–sumac,
“Serke”–vinegar,
“Sekke”–coin,
“Sa’at”–clock,
“Samanu”–kind of dish with juice of germinating wheat.
Ofcourse they put some other things like colorful eggs and little red fish on this table. They sit around it at the transition to the New Year and pray for themselves and their family and who they know, love, and care for.

Iranians have a holiday of 13 days in the beginning of “Farvardin” –the first month of the solar calendar. They go and visit their relatives, go on trips or anything that people do in their holiday! Then the relatives would repay the visit. This is the most common tradition in Nowrooz holiday and is called “paying and repaying visits”.

The last day of Nowrooz holiday is called “sizdah-be-dar” which is on the 13th of Farvardin. People go out and pass this day in the nature, eat lunch, knot the grasses, place the plate of grass –sabze- in the water, and are happy in order to banish the dark thought from them. They pass this day beside their family merrily.

Obviously, there are many traditions and connotations behind all these customs which are almost forgotten and Iranian do it as remained traditional ethnic mores and as they heard them from their parents and grandparents.
Today is the fourth day of holiday and I try to enjoy it! I hope you enjoy it, too and be happy all the time!
Happy Nowrooz! :)

The Story of a Comet

Once upon a time, in a quiet town, on an empty street, there lived a girl who was so innocent, so cute, but so alone. She always wanted to have some one to rely on, to love and to say whatever her heart wanted to say; some one who was aware of her and valued her feelings. But there was no one she could trust in and give her love to.
At nights, she went out side, sat in the garden, looked at the sky, counted the stars, and thought with herself if only she had had one of those stars; the most beautiful one for herself. She spoke to them and imagined their answers; she cheered herself up in this way.

One night, she saw a petite pink rose in the garden which had blossomed newly. She started to talk to that rose and thought she would give this rose to whom she loved the most. Suddenly she warmed up in her heart, and then felt something shiny passed above her in the sky. She looked up quickly to find out what that light was and saw something more sparkling than a star was going forward quickly with a tail which was scratching the dark sky. After a short time it went and nothing could be seen anymore.

Being shocked and unable to move, she went inside and didn’t tell anyone what she had seen. Although it was very outlandish and strange, she wished to see that again. So she went outside in the garden every night waiting for that sparkle to come. She knew that it would come again one of those nights, and then she can find out what it was and where it came from. But nothing passed; there was no enormous shining star with an immense attractive tail scratching the sky.
One or two years passed and she couldn’t see that light again. She almost was forgetting about that night, thinking it was an imagination. She even went outside to see the sky less than before. One night, she was so heavy-hearted, went outside in the garden and started to cry, wanted to shout and get a thing off her chest. She saw that pink rose which was not alone any more; there were lots of them in the garden but still she could find that one. All of a sudden, she felt that warmth again in her heart and remembered that light. So turned her head upward, looking at the sky. She saw that glittering incredible light is coming so quickly as if it hastens to do something.

“Wait! Please wait!” she shouted. It reduced its speed and stopped after some moments. It was so bright that she couldn’t look at it straight. “Who are you? Please tell me!”
“I am a comet; the comet of this sky.”
“What do you do in there, just to turn around the world? And lightening the dark sky?”
“Not just that! I am not an ordinary comet; I can live, love, forgive, and be glad or gloomy. I have feelings, but unfortunately there is no other star or comet which can understand me. You are the first one, especially the first human being who have seen me and spoken to me.”
“Much time ago, I saw you in the sky, but you passed me so quickly that I couldn’t even see you exactly. I waited a long time for you to come, but you didn’t. I am as lonely as you are and there is no one who feels my heart either. I am so delighted now as if I have known you for all my life.”

They spoke for hours, laughed, cried, and sang with each other. The Comet told her about its star and the mystery of its shining tail. She felt it was the most valuable thing she’d ever had. It was like an angel or a gift of God to her.
“I don’t want you to go. Stay here and shine for me every night,” she cried.
“I can’t; I come only one night after a long time and should go that night. This is my nature.”
“But I will be alone again, without you.”
“You won’t,” then he slashed a part of its tail and gave her. “My tail is the most important part of me; I give some part of it to you, so it would be always with you. We are together and near, although there is a far distant between us…”

She remembered that rose, picked it up and gave it to The Comet. “Take it with you. I’ve wanted to give it to whom I really love and that’s you. Whenever you look at that, you would know that I think of you and love you.”
The Comet placed that little pink rose in the most magnificent place of its star.
“You would be the ‘Star's Flower’; the only flower of mine and my star. I haven’t had any Flower on my star so far.”
“I haven’t had any Comet so far, besides I think no one has any like me!”
“I may see you again. Take care of you, my Flower,” the Comet told this and went on and on till it couldn’t be seen…

Now, she’s living in a quiet town, on an empty street. She is in her room thinking of her Precious Star who she hasn’t seen for two years and who she feels so close to her heart in spite of the far distance between them. She knows that her Comet would come, soon or late, and she could love it more and more. She would wait until the time they see each other again, but until that time she just can dream…

Dedicated to my Comet

By: Sonia